Well, this probably wasn't such a good idea. My current girlfriend is running around the beach with someone whose name I can't pronounce, my ex-girlfriend is bathing naked with someone else's boyfriend and I appear to be stuck in stalag 48 with the only prospect of entertainment watching a Dutchman go through my fellow campers like a dose of salts. I thought there would at least be some female company. I'm not good at men.

Current Location: third circle of hell
Current Mood: horrified